penguintim:

remember girls, if a boy ever says “childbirth hurts, but have you ever been kicked in the balls” he is asking you to kick him in the balls trust me im a boy i know this.

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the-writing-jellyfish:

braginskey:

why send anon hate when you can look at this

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Look at how annoyed he is though. He’s like, ‘Gotta do this shit again, god fucking damnit. Check this shit out, mother fucker.’

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thequeenofhell:

what Americans imagine being Australian means

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